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2006-07-04—Punch lines....And Their Jokes, No. 90

 
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Punch lines

Punch lines,
Volume 2

 


Famous Jewish Punch lines

90. "Thank God I
don't have cancer"

jewishsightseeing.com,  July 4, 2006


As retold by Bruce Lowitt

Nathan, in his seventies, returns to the doctor for the results of his examination.

"I've got bad news and worse news," the doctor says.

"What's the bad news?"

"You have cancer."

"What else?"

"You have Alzheimer's."

"Thank God I don't have cancer."