As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
God comes to earth, runs into Jesus and says "I
have a commandment for you."
"What's a commandment?" Jesus asks.
"It's a way of living your life."
"Uhh, well, I'm kind of busy right now. I'm planning this big supper. Maybe
later?"
So God visits Buddha and says, "I have a commandment for you?"
"Look," Buddha says, "I'm on this diet and it's making me crazy.
Can you come back when my head's screwed on a little better?"
So God visits Moses and says, "I have a commandment for you."
"How much?" Moses asks.
"Free."
And Moses says, "I'll take ten."
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