As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
Manny and Moe pass by a church. In front is a huge sign: "TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH IF YOU CONVERT TODAY!"
Moe looks at Manny. "I want to see what this is all about. C'mon."
Manny says, "No way am I going to go into a church."
Moe says, "Okay, you wait here. I'll be back in a minute."
Half an hour later Moe comes out."
Manny asks "Nu?"
Moe says, "So I converted."
Manny says, "You got ten thousand dollars?"
And Moe says, "You Jews. All you think about is money."
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