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2006-06-01—Punch lines....And Their Jokes, No. 30

 
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Punch lines

Punch lines 
Volume 1

 


Famous Jewish Punch lines

30. "I must have diabetes."

jewishsightseeing.com,  June 1, 2006


As retold by Bruce Lowitt

An Italian, a German and an American Jew are wandering through the desert.

"I'm tired and I'm thirsty," the Italian said. "I must have wine."

"I'm tired and I'm thirsty," the German said. "I must have beer."

"I'm tired and I'm thirsty," the Jew says. "I must have diabetes."