2006-06-01—Punch lines....And Their Jokes, No.11
Punch lines Punch lines Vol. 1
Famous Jewish Punch lines 11. "Because I didn't want my mouth should be filled with food in case you should call." jewishsightseeing.com, June 1, 2006
As retold by Bruce Lowitt A Jewish man calls his mother in Florida. He says, "How are you doing?" "Not too good. I've been very weak." "Why are you so weak?" "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." "Why haven't you eaten in 38 days!?" "Because I didn't want my mouth should be filled with food in case you should call."