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2006-06-01—Punch lines....And Their Jokes, No.11

 
Jewish humor


Punch lines

Punch lines 
Vol. 1

 


Famous Jewish Punch lines

11. "Because I didn't want my mouth should
 be filled with food in case you should call."

jewishsightseeing.com,  June 1, 2006


As retold by Bruce Lowitt

 A Jewish man calls his mother in Florida.

He says, "How are you doing?"

"Not too good. I've been very weak."

"Why are you so weak?"

"Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."

"Why haven't you eaten in 38 days!?"

"Because I didn't want my mouth should be filled with food in case you should call."