Moshe was eating in a Chinese restaurant and commented to the waiter what a wise people the Chinese were.

"Yes," the waiter said, "because we have been around since 4,702. But Jewish people are also very wise, are they not?"

"Yes. This is out 5,765th year."

"Really?" the waiter said. "So what have you been eating on Sunday nights for the past 1,063 years?"

—Forwarded by Bruce Lowitt, Clearwater, Florida