As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
A judge is presiding over a Jewish couple's divorce.
When the final papers have been signed and the civil union has been dissolved,
the woman thanks the judge and says she has to arrange for a Get.
The judge inquires what that means. The woman explains that a Get is a religious
ceremony required in the Jewish religion in order to receive a
divorce.
"You mean a religious ceremony," the judge says, "like a Bris?"
"Yes, very similar, except for one big difference," she says. "In
this case you get rid of the entire schmuck."
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