As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
Stein goes to the rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening."
"What's wrong?"
"Becky is trying to kill me."
"What?" the rabbi exclaims. "You're married thirty-seven years.
Three children. Seven grandchildren. The two of you have always seemed so
happy."
"Rabbi, I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?
"Tell you what - let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out."
A week later the rabbi calls Stein.
"Well, I spoke to your wife," the rabbi says. "I spoke to her on
the phone for three hours. You want my advice? Take the poison."
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