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2006-07-13—Punch lines....And Their Jokes, No. 121

 
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Punch lines

Punch lines, Volume 3

 


Famous Jewish Punch lines

121. "They walked everywhere they went!"

jewishsightseeing.com,  July 13, 2006


As retold by Bruce Lowitt

The rabbi's son has just gotten his driver's license and is negotiating with his father about use of the family car.

"I'll make a deal with you," the rabbi says. "You bring your grades up, study the Torah more and get your hair cut and you'll be able to use the car once in a while."

A month passes. The son returns to his father.

"Dad," he says. "I've brought up my grades and I've been studying Torah more, with you. Can I use the car on Sunday?"

What about your hair?" the rabbi says. "You didn't get a haircut."

"I was thinking about that. Y'know, Samson had long hair, Abraham had long hair, and even Moses had long hair...."

"True," the father says. "And they walked everywhere they went!"