As retold by Bruce Lowitt

A woman from Bay Ridge in Brooklyn is seated with the rabbi, preparing her will and making sure her survives will comply with her final requests will be  her final requests.

"First, I want I should be cremated. And second, I want my ashes should be scattered over Bloomingdale's on 59th and Lexington.

"Bloomingdales!" the Rabbi exclaims. "Why Bloomingdales?"

"So I should be sure my daughters visit me every week."