As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
A visitor to New York stops at a window in the middle of which is one clock.
He goes inside and says to the proprietor, a breaded man wearing a yarmulke,
"Would you mind examining this watch. It's been running a little slow
lately."
"Why are you asking me?"
"Because you're a jeweler or a watchmaker."
"No, I'm a mohel."
"What's that?"
"I do circumcisions."
"Then why do you have a clock in your window?"
Mister, what would you put in the window?"
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