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2006-06-01—Punch lines....And Their Jokes, No. 7

 
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Punch lines

Punch lines 
Vol 1

 


Famous Jewish Punch lines

7. "A Coke? You call that a breakfast?"

jewishsightseeing.com,  June 1, 2006

 
A man tells his psychiatrist, "I had the strangest dream last night. I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, she had your face. This I found very disturbing. I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep. I lay there in bed for hours, waiting for morning to come, then I got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this strange dream."

The psychiatrist thinks for a moment, then says: "A Coke? You call that a breakfast?"