As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
Two men, one Jewish, the other Chinese, are discussing their heritages.
The Jew comments on what a wise people the Chinese are.
"Yes," the Chinese man says, "Our culture is over 4,000 years
old. But, you Jews are a very wise people, too."
"Yes," the Jew says. "Our culture is over 5,000 years old."
The Chinese man is stunned. "Impossible," he says. "Where did your people
eat for a thousand years?"
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