As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
(It used to be Hitler. Then Arafat. Now it's Ahmadinejad. There'll
always be a appropriate subject for this one.)
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Iranian Presient Ahmadinejad has been having morbid dreams. Finally he consults
a psychic.
She tells him, "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
|Stunned, Ahmadinejad asks, "Which one?"
"It doesn't matter," the psychic says. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish Holiday."
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