Eighteen is a lucky number in Jewish folklore, and there
are 18 reasons why you should buy a Jewish computer: 1)
The "Start" button has been replaced with the "Let's go!! I'm not
getting any younger!" button.
2) I hear "Hava Nagila" during startup.
3) The cursor moves from right to left.
4) When Spellchecker finds an error it prompts, "Is this the best you can
do?"
5) When I look at erotic images, my computer says, "If your mother
knew you did this, she would die."
6) It comes with a "monitor cleaning solution" from Manischewitz that
advertises it gets rid of all the "schmutz und drek."
7) When running "Scan Disk" it prompts with me with a "You want I
should fix this?" message.
8) After 20 minutes of no activity, my PC goes "Schloffen".
9) The PC shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
10) It comes with two hard drives-one for fleyshedik (business software) and one
for milchedik (games).
11) Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, my PC now
gets "Ferklempt"
12) The multimedia player has been renamed to "Nu, so play my music
already!"
13) Internet Explorer has a spinning "Star of David" in the upper
right corner.
14) When my PC is working too hard, I occasionally hear a loud "Oy Gevalt!"
15) Computer viruses can now be cured with matzo ball soup.
16) When disconnecting external devices from the back of my PC, I am instructed
to "Remove the cable from the PC's tuchus."
17) After my computer dies, I have to dispose of it within 24 hours.
18) But best of all, if you have a kosher computer, you can't get Spam
—Forwarded by Gail
Umeham, San Diego, Calif..
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