These are written by children and have not been retouched or corrected:

10  In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.

11. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.  

12.  Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.

13. Noah built an ark and the animals came on in pears.

14. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.

15. Moses led the Jews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

16.  The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

17.  David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar.

18.  David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

—Forwarded by Ralph Barnes, San Diego