By Donald H. Harrison
SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Forty years after graduation from UCLA with
a bachelor's degree in political science, I'm back in school again. I've
enrolled as a graduate student in the history department of San Diego State
University. Yesterday, orientation day, ended with a Jewish flavor.
Prof. Lawrence
Baron, the history department's advisor for graduate students, had bagels
and cream cheese, or lavash and hummus—what he called an intercultural
snack—for students and professors who attended the graduate history
department orientation in a Storm Hall classroom. I chose a bagel, even though
on occasion, I do like to spread hummus on lavash, a flat bread favored by
Arabs Hummus is pretty much a staple at our house, because our Israeli
son-in-law, Shahar
Masori, loves to whip it up and bring it over.
Baron said his bagels were purchased from a shop that makes them the old
fashioned way—boiling them before baking them. He had nothing kind to say
about the bagels that are simply baked by mass production outfits. My
guess is that Baron, who previously served as director of SDSU's Lipinsky
Institute for Judaic Studies, shared the sense of cultural violation I felt
the day the McDonald's chain placed four bagel combinations on its
menu—each topped by a different combinations of pork breakfast product.
Prior to Baron's little get-together , San Diego State University's Graduate
Division held a far more formal orientation in Montezuma Hall, which is a
large lecture venue in the students' Aztec Center. Although emcee Dr.
Penny Wright, the associate dean for graduate affairs, packed the orientation
session with presentations by nearly a dozen speakers, there were some lighter
moments leavening the steady stream of serious information deemed essential
for incoming graduates to know.
For example, SDSU Vice President Tom Scott, who runs the San Diego State
Research Foundation, told us the origin of the term "bachelor's"
degree, which presumably all of us had earned. It has nothing to do with
the idea of being an unmarried male—which would have seemed silly, given
that more than half the people receiving the degree nowadays are women.
The term really was taken from the French and then corrupted by some Oxford
types. Cheval, in French is a horse; chevalier a
knight. A bas-chevalier is a lower knight. Scott said that
approximately in the 12th century some Englishmen turned bas-chevalier
into bachelor, "moving it from the arena of combat to academia."
Next Rayanne Williams, the registrar, was introduced. She's the official
who, among other tasks, will make certain that students comply with all the
rules about adding and dropping courses before this semester's Sept. 18
deadlines. Using a computer with a projector, she started to demonstrate how
this is done via SDSU's web portal. As we all watched spellbound, she typed in
her password, hit the enter button, and it failed to execute her command.
"We trust you to do this, and I can't even do it!" she said with
perhaps a twinge of embarrassment.. Try and try again, and a
demonstration sheet was before us.
Dr. Darlene Willis not only is the dean of students, she is something of a
cheer-leader. "Good morning!" she greeted us all. "G'mng,"
we mumbled. She would have none of that. 'GOOD MORNING!" she
insisted. "Good morning!" we tried. Willis told us that
she considered administrators, faculty, staff and students all to be part of a
team at SDSU, and then paraphrased her pastor as saying that in
"team," there are "no big I's, no little u's." She didn't
tell us "y."
Dean Willis recalled those days of our youth—yes even mine—when school
kids played dodge ball on the playground. If the ball hit you, you were
out. If you caught it, the thrower was out. Being graduate
students can be like playing dodge ball "trying to catch things thrown at
you, and not getting knocked out," she declared.
I knew what she meant. Even before coming to campus, I had tried to peel
the parking decal to put it onto a card for my dashboard. It got all
snarled up, and it was unusable. That meant standing in line at Public
Safety office to get a new parking sticker. Wouldn't you know it, there wasn't
any convenient parking anywhere near the place!
Crystal Schloemer, the president of the Graduate Student Board, invited us all
to a party. I won't be able to make it, because I'll be in a seminar
class, but perhaps hundreds of other graduate students may take her up on
it. It's at 6 p.m., Tuesday, Aug. 29, in the President's Suite of the
Aztec Center.
Kimberly Elliott of the Student Health Service began her presentation with a
confession. "I might go into a coughing fit," she said,
"It's been going on a few weeks." Maybe it was just me,
but I thought it was rather ironic that the lady from health services was the
only speaker so afflicted. Terrible coincidence, I imagine.
Elliott also told us that we need to prove that we were vaccinated for measles
and rubella. Let's see, I'm pretty sure I had it done when I was an
infant, but at age 61, I'm having trouble remembering.
Debbie Richeson from the Public Safety Office told us we really ought to lock
the windows and doors of our cars, and not tempt thieves by leaving valuable
things in plain sight. Students have had IPODs, wallets and computers taken
from their cars, she said. Gosh, I'd better lock into the trunk
the Entertainment book that Nancy
and I use to save money when we dine out. Ditto my AARP's card!
Richeson also told us to program Public Safety's phone number into our cell
phones, just in case we need help. If we simply phone 911, bureaucracy will
step in. The call would be routed to the California Highway Patrol,
whose dispatcher in turn would determine the caller's location, and thereafter
inform the caller to call the SDSU campus police. So, said Richeson,
it's best to program Public Safety's number in the first place: (619)
594-1991.
Associate Dean Wright not only was our emcee, she was a presenter as
well. Yes, you can buy the Graduate Bulletin at the book store, she
said. But you can also access it online for free!. Now that's news you
can use. Graduates really should familiarize themselves with all the material
covered between pages 12 and 42, she said.
Another Wright way of doing things: we should all memorize our Red ID Numbers;
they're asked for all the time. Red ID Number? When I was a lad,
having such a thing could get you hauled before a congressional committee and
questioned about all your associates!
(To some people the McCarthy era is "history," but later, History
Prof. Sarah Elkind told me that so far as she is concerned anything that
happened within the memory of people still alive should be termed
"current events." I wonder if she would include my cousin Sara
Yaffe in that formula. She's 102)
Dr. Steve Kramer, the interim dean of the graduate division, followed
Associate Dean Wright to the lectern. He was kind enough to suggest that
we all stand up and stretch before he made his presentation, "but don't
leave!" he hollered after some students. Once we settled back into
our seats, he emphasized how important it is to read the Graduate Bulletin, in
the book or online. He also recommended that we get to know our graduate
advisors as well as the professors in our respective departments.
Someday, he suggested, these folks could be our colleagues.
Camille Nedecker
explained to us that she works for the division of research affairs, which
makes certain that we follow all proper protocols if we use human subjects or
animals in our research. And, her office is also quite intent on our
following the rules when our research is done primarily from written sources:
no fabrications or plagiarism is permissible. She recommended a one-unit
voluntary course for graduates, offered on Monday afternoons, that deals with
research ethics.
Linda Kilroy, thesis advisor and reviewer, informed us that there are free workshops
for students needing Baseline Training and Support (BATS) in how to use such
computer programs as Microsoft Word, Excel, Power Point, Adobe Photo Shop and
web development. There are workshops in exactly how one should format a
master's thesis.
There was another presentation from a representative of the financial aid
office, but by this time, I'll confess, I had shpilkes—pins and
needles—and just had to get up and walk around the Aztec Center. While
I was at, I stood in line and got my official student ID. I confessed to
a sympathetic line monitor that I hadn't brought my Red ID number with
me, and shame-facedly added that I hadn't memorized it either.
"It's okay," she told me. "They can look it
up."
I felt I really had skated on that one.